(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
Oh, stupid rain. (GROANING)
Getting everything
so moist. (GROANS)
How I miss Mr. Sun's
silly smiling face.
STARFIRE: Silkie!
Oh, there you are.
Oh, no.
Has falling sky liquid once
again caused you this sadness?
(ALL GROANING)
This will not do.
It's fine, Starfire.
Just leave us alone.
-Oh, okay, okay.
-(GIGGLING)
I want to be alone
with my sadness.
Come on, I'm trying to mope
so hard, right now.
(GROANING)
(CHUCKLES) I actually
feel a lot better.
Girl, you just raised my
happiness level
a whole giga smile.
(LAUGHING)
I feel like I just
ate a whole box of cookies.
That is why proper
distribution of affection
is important.
-Raven!
-Hey, hey!
-You may also
receive the affection.
-Careful.
Why will you not let me
up your cheers?
Because in this box,
are the Twin Destroyers
of Azarath,
harbingers of doom,
purveyors of exquisite misery
and endless pain.
I thought it was the lunch.
I need to collect spell
ingredients to banish these
demons back to Azarath
and I can't take them with me.
Keep an eye on them,
while I'm gone.
Can I trust you all
not to go near them?
-Of course.
-Obviously.
Sit around and don't
do anything. I'm in.
Hugs and kisses
all the night long.
Yes.
Hugs and kisses don't solve
every problem.
I thought you already
learned that lesson.
Everyone stand back!
Please don't explode.
Not everything in the world
deserves your affection,
especially these creatures.
I understand.
No hugs or kisses,
-only light tummy tickles.
-No.
I see. They can have
the strawberry shakes
after dinner
but no the whipped cream.
-No!
-Surely I can stroke
under the chins.
No tickles! No shakes!
No chin stroking!
They feed on
love and affection.
Give them too much
and we're all going
to have a bad day!
-Got it?
-I have gotten it.
I will not touch
the Twin Destroyers
of Azarath,
no matter how much they
may clearly need affection.
Thank you.
Don't open it!
Seriously though,
don't open it.
(TWITTERING)
Oh, that is the cute noise.
Do you not all feel compelled
to cheer up those
that are sad,
no matter who they are?
-Nope.
-Nah.
Depends. How cute is she?
(GRUNTS) I cannot help it!
I must give the hugs.
-Starfire, no!
-(STRAINING)
Just one snuggle!
(STARFIRE SCREAMING)
-(LOUD CRASH)
-(STARFIRE SCREAMING)
Starfire!
The Twin Destroyers
are adorable!
Hello, new friends!
Uh, hello.
Thank you for not sending
us back to Azarath.
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Here there is love and
happiness in new faces.
Oh, that is most kind.
Your faces are also nice.
Raven said
not to touch them, Star.
But, they are so cute.
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
(ALL SIGHS)
(CHUCKLING) That sure was fun.
Get back in the box.
-What?
-Don't give me the eyes.
You heard me.
Robin, what are you doing?
It's called tough love, Star.
Remember, these guys
feed on affection.
(SOBBING)
Because, they
like all creatures
thirst for it.
But tonight, their throats
will be parched.
Back in the box!
Just one goodbye kiss.
What did you do?
(SCREAMING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
Oh, an egg. That's not so bad.
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
Raven's back!
What are we going to do?
I got this!
Way to think
on your feet, Beast Boy.
Now quick, act natural.
You opened the box,
didn't you?
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
-Of course not.
-Yes, that is correct.
-Well, we're doomed.
-No, we are not the doomed.
I gave them so much
love, they became
the harmless egg.
-(LOUD RUMBLING)
-What's happening?
The egg is hatching!
(LOUD GROANING)
(SHRIEKING)
Your love turned them into
a monster, Starfire.
Can't you just
banish 'em, Rave?
No, only the one who
empowered them with love
can defeat them.
Starfire, you're going to have
to be mean to them.
(GASPS) But, I cannot!
Then we're going to have
to do this old school.
CYBORG: Titan Robot, assemble!
Left leg, power on.
Left arm, power on!
Right arm, power on!
Right leg, power on!
Head, power on!
Titan Robot, go!
(BIRD SCREECHING)
(SHRIEKING)
All right, Titans,
let's do this!
Right arm, left arm.
Sonic combo!
CYBORG: Left leg!
Blazing leg saber!
Let's finish them off!
Right leg, hammer kick!
STARFIRE: There, there,
formerly tiny people.
Surely you only rampage
because you are scared.
Starfire, you're only
making it stronger.
(ALL GRUNTING)
My distributions
of affection have
ruined everything.
I suppose not everybody
deserves the love.
We're trapped in here, Star.
You're our only hope!
For the sake of the
world, can you be mean
to that thing?
I can try.
Twin Destroyers,
you may be big
but you are also so very cute.
Even her insults
are compliments.
Mean might have been
a stretch.
Can you handle
aloof, Starfire?
Aloof?
Just turn away from it.
Cross your arms and tilt
your head up!
Ah, yes!
Yes, like you do all the time.
Yeah, like I do all the time.
What's the matter?
Do you not like us anymore?
No, I do not!
You are the butt.
-The butt?
-(TALKING GIBBERISH)
The butt and you smell
like celery.
Oh, snap!
Your mother has
the weight problems
so severely that the doctors
comment she should eat more
of the fruits and vegetables.
She brought mamas in to it!
I do not like you!
My feelings!
It's working. Keep it up!
Um you're kerpoppin'
is like glorvek on
a barkinestor!
ALL: Oh! (LAUGHING)
That was mean. How could you?
I do not wish to hear it.
Back in the box!
Girl, I did not know
you could be so cold.
I'm proud of you, Starfire.
I know being such
a horrible person must
have been tough on you.
Thank you, Raven.
I could not have been
so cruel without your help.
We will always remember your
sweet kisses.
Oh, and they
will remember you.
ALL: No!
(BOTH MUNCHING)
Mandatory meeting
in one minute!
You and your baby hands are
gonna have to wait.
I'm having a mandatory
hamburger.
Yeah, and I'm having a
mandatory burrito, Baby Hands.
Forty-seven seconds!
And I don't have baby hands.
Mandatory meeting
in 37 seconds!
Please, what is the meaning
of this mandatory word?
Nice try. I know you
understand our language.
-Baby Hands.
-I heard that.
Mandatory meeting in...
Mandatory meeting
in three, two, one...
-(TIMER BEEPING)
-(GROANS)
They just don't take this
meeting seriously anymore.
I remember our very first
mandatory meeting.
ROBIN: Things
were so different.
Welcome to the very first
mandatory meeting
of the Teen Titans.
(SIGHS) I should have taught
them to respect me
when they were still fresh
and impressionable.
Back then, Raven was actually
happy to be here.
Do I get extra credit
for showing up early?
ROBIN: And Starfire was
fresh off the spaceship.
She didn't even understand
the language.
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
ROBIN: And Beast Boy
and Cyborg were still too
shy to gang up on me.
They weren't even friends yet.
Ah, those were the days.
If only I could go back.
Well, too bad you can't,
Baby Hands.
-Oh!
-He got some baby hands.
I do not have baby hands!
(ALARM BLARING)
Crime Alert!
Brother Blood is in Jump City.
Titans!
Don't bother to wait for me
to say go. Just go!
(SIGHS)
(MANIACAL LAUGH)
Oh!
The Titans have stopped
you before, Brother Blood,
and we will stop you again.
Of course you will.
How could any villain
stand against such
a formidable team?
Are you making
fun of us, dude?
Why would I make fun
of the most amazing
superhero team of all time?
Yep, definitely making
fun of us.
I mean it sincerely when I say
you're a well-oiled crime
fighting machine.
He does have a point, we could
work together better.
This is exactly why we need
those mandatory meetings.
I'm trying to say your
teamwork is your
greatest strength,
which is how I came
up with my latest plan.
This device will amplify
my mind control powers,
allowing me to erase every
memory you have ever had
together as the Teen Titans.
No team, no one to stop me.
Jump City will be mine!
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
We'll never let you, Blood.
(ROBIN GRUNTS)
(ALL SCREAM)
-Who are you?
-Where am I?
-Have I eaten today?
-(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
-(GASPS)
-(LAUGHS)
Every moment you've spent
building the Teen Titans
into what they are
is gone, Robin.
Do you know what that means?
I get a do-over!
This time everyone will
respect me as a leader.
And no one will ever make fun
of my baby hands again.
This is the best
evil plan ever.
Ooh. That's not exactly
what I was going for.
Thank you, thank you, so much!
Mwah, mwah, mwah,
mwah, mwah, mwah.
Okay, that's enough!
Really appreciate it.
Finally a fresh start.
This time I'll make such
a great first impression
that they'll have
to respect me.
Teen Titans' first mandatory
meeting starts...
(TUT-TUTTING)
I didn't say now.
Now!
Uh, what's going on, bro?
How did I get into this large
letter shaped building?
I don't like this.
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
Don't panic, you're just
a little confused
because all of your
memories were erased.
My name is Robin
and I am your leader.
All I ask is for your
unconditional respect
and admiration
and we will get through this.
Okay, first order of business.
What do you guys
think of my hands?
-They're fine.
-They look good to me.
-Seem normal.
-(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
Excellent. The ray might have
affected your memory,
but your minds are
as sharp as ever.
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
Why is the orange girl
talking all funny?
She has forgotten our language
and reverted back
to her native tongue.
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
Well, what's she saying then?
(LAUGHING) She's a...
She's just flirting with me.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Where to start?
Wait a minute.
Why are you the leader?
Because I'm the strongest.
I've got all sorts of powers.
In fact, I single handedly
formed the Teen Titans. Yes.
Really? I don't remember that.
That's because your memory
was erased, Beast Boy.
Hmm.
I don't remember that either.
Listen up, once upon a time,
in a land far away,
but also right here.
I built this great big
T-shaped tower
with my super
powerful robot suit.
But then,
I came across poor Cyborg
who was destitute
and just a head.
I let him borrow my suit
so he could be
awesome like me.
Oh, thanks!
And you, Beast Boy.
I found you abandoned on
the top of Mount Everest.
And I fed you like
a baby bird,
until you grew up big
and strong.
Wow.
So that's how I got
so big and strong.
What about me?
Ah, yes, Raven.
Back then you were
just a little purple blanket.
I used my magical powers
to bring you to life.
Wow, I used to be a blanket
and now I'm a real girl.
Thanks, Robin.
And finally, Starfire.
She's my girlfriend, so,
you know,
-kinda had to let her
be on the team.
-Oh.
-I get it.
-Been there.
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
(LAUGHS) That's...
That's so sweet.
Uh, she was telling me how
handsome I look.
Uh, yes, Raven.
I want to say how much
I'm enjoying this
mandatory meeting.
-Teach us more, Leader!
-Yeah, this rocks.
(LAUGHS) Ah, you flatter me.
Uh, what else?
Ah, Starfire, did you know
that Tamaraneans can learn
any language
through lip contact?
♪ Remember the days when
we used to kiss
♪ Now somewhat
outta rhythm... ♪
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
(GROANS) I love you too, baby.
-King Robin.
-No, Raven. You used to just
call me King to save time.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That sounds right.
King, I was hoping you could
regale us with some more tales
of your awesomeness.
More? (LAUGHS)
I've been telling you about
my awesomeness all day.
Please? You're just so cool.
And then, we can have a
mandatory meeting afterwards.
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
Okay, okay,
since you asked so nicely.
One dark day,
in the not so distant past,
an evil super villain
named Brother Blood
captured you guys and locked
you in an inescapable cage,
hanging over a volcano,
on the moon.
-Whoa!
-The moon?
That's incredible.
Yes.
I had to use my
ability of flight
to soar all the way
up to the moon.
(MAKING WHOOSHING SOUND)
Then I blasted Brother Blood
into oblivion
with my heat vision eyes.
(IMITATING LASERS FIRING)
I used my magical telepathic
thought waves
(MAKING WHIMSICAL NOISE)
to float you to safety.
-Ooh! That was intense!
-Whoa! Thought waves!
Could we have that mandatory
meeting now?
(ALARM BLARING)
Uh-oh.
The mandatory meeting is going
to have to wait.
(ALL GROAN)
Brother Blood is robbing
the Jump City Weapons Depot.
ROBIN: Hello, Brother Blood.
This time you're going
down for good!
Titans, go!
No way! We want to see
you fight, great leader.
Yeah, go get him!
Use your awesome heat vision
to obliterate him.
Uh, right.
About that heat vision...
(BOTH GRUNT)
Ooh.
What are you
waiting for, King?
Do some magic or something.
Aah!
(LAUGHS)
Ah, it's just you
and me now, Star.
(LAUGHS)
You want to hug me now, Robin?
-Ow!
-(BLOOD BROTHER LAUGHING)
Oh, this is my fault.
-You?
-You're a great leader.
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
The, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
The stories I told you,
I made them up.
(ALL GASP)
I just wanted you
to respect me.
Here's the truth.
Cyborg, I never gave you your
awesome robot body.
-No!
-ROBIN: And, Beast Boy,
I never raised you
from a wee chick.
It can't be true.
ROBIN: Raven, you were never
a blanket.
I don't believe it.
ROBIN: And sadly, Starfire's
never been my girlfriend.
But there's one thing that
might trigger your memories.
Take a cold, hard look
at my hands.
(BABY COOING)
(GASPS)
-That dude's got baby hands!
-Look at them.
-Say what.
-They're so small and chubby.
(LAUGHS)
Yes, I am your leader
and I have baby hands!
(ECHOING) Baby hands.
(ECHOING STOPS)
-Raven!
-Starfire!
-Cyborg!
-Beast Boy!
Your memories have
been restored.
Titans, go!
(BLOOD BROTHER GRUNTS)
Oh yeah!
The Teen Titans are back
and better than ever.
So, I guess that means
you're going to stop
listening to me again.
Hey, we may not listen
to you sometimes.
Or respect you.
And, sure, we like
making fun of you.
But...
There is no but.
That is all.